I don't have 1 hair on my ass unless I start

[gantech]

Maggot
Gantech,you might rather drink the beers your self(yeah maggot usaly demand that you pay his beer and food,no leftovers..).

Faber,

I'm enjoying this thread so much I'm willing to buy Beers and food right now for you and Maggot just for the hell of it.

[maggotrules]

farber
i was laughing so hard when i read that post that i pooped my pants
and peeded me self it remonds me of how i like to take a crap at the bottom of other peolpes objects just to let them know i was there jumping there **** kind of like when a dog pees on a tree i mark my terriotory by taging that site
or craping at it my friends call me the mad ****ter
by the way do u like gladiator movies
and if it was really cold out would u climb into a sleepin bag naked with me to keep warm i me cold like reallly cold like 58 degrees F cold

[d_goldsmith]

Is this whole thread a joke on Mac?

Hey Magot, lets get all coked up and put a hooker off the Empire State Building.

[d_goldsmith]

Oh yah, you bring the coke. My coke sucks. I'll bring a gun and the beer.

[Faber]

Ofcourse i would maggot,but belive me the pleassure would be all mine youll might want to ring a stick you can bite while im doing my thing..

Gantech,ill take you up on that offer,hope you have loads of mony im a viking i eat a cow for breakfast then drink all the beer arround me,puike and then try to do it all over again..

Dont worry about Maggot,you cant trust him whith your life aslong you dont like it anyway

No its not a hit on Mac,did we mention him yet?We could but we wont his the moderator it wouldnt be fair to him

[gantech]

You know...this sounds like it could get interesting..You take a complete newbie, (me) to the object. I see maggot biting a stick in a sleeping bag while Faber gives him the what for in the back door. Then afterwards we all go drink a couple cases of beer and eat until we puke. We go back to the object, and since we're so full from eating, we all take a dump at the base to let everyone "we we're here".Then we climb the object, Maggot gives me a couple of rails to "fortify" myself then off I go while he PCAs me. I know this would be cool and I'd be in no danger 'cause maggot told me "nothing will happen to u except yu'll be supercool". Rinse and repeat at the next object until I get my shiny new BASE #. Sounds like the best school on the planet.

[Faber]

Well you´ll be student #1 then
what could posibly go wrong??

[gantech]

The Scenario described below WOULD make a pretty funny youtube video on "How NOT to learn to BASE jump"

[maggotrules]

its real life bro im a ****ing retard

[Faber]

its real life bro im a ****ing retard

woohoo you posted a correct post
pints on me

[gixxer1k]

HAHAHHAHAHAHA ohhhhhh ..... ohhhhhh i think i pooped a little too...

[polarpeak]

you guys are scary, i'm going to go now

[Baddass]

Hey ive just read through all the threads and i can get what your sayin about not jumpin once you got something too loose (wife and kids?)
For me right now i dont have anything too loose, ive got bones to break and maybe a life too loose but im one of those kinda people that believes we live many lifetimes and personally id like to enrich everyone of those lives.

Im 20 now, i got 7 or 8 years before i plan on havin kids and i want to be able to look back and think 'fuck, i really fucking aced that cliff'

Its better to regret somethin you did you then too regret something you didnt.

And as for the guy that said he doesnt like to make friends in this line of life, do you not think it was better to have had the pleasure of their company while they were alive then to never have known their name.
Because i personally think that adrenaline junkies are some of the most coolest people on the planet because they truly know how too feel alive. They make for interesting people in this mundane materialistic corperate world.

[Faber]

Well i do have a wife and2 kids myself(and my wife has 2 that i dindt donatemaking it a total of 4 kids).And i have freinds outside BASE.. i started Jumping in 01 or 02 i cant rember(need a logbook).
Ive had 2 injuryes and i dont count anymore about how many freinds ive lost in this sport,lucky i never saw any of them die by own eyes...

That said i think BASE is one of the most EGO things you can do,doing so needs your attention to your surrondings.. will you really injury yourself or might die,causing pain to thouse wholove you?
Can you justify why risking your life?Can you do so to people who´s life youmight ruin incase you die?

I think BASE is some of the best and worst i ever atipiated,and thouse who wants to start really should think through if its really worth it?
you could get a kick elsewere in a much safer envioment...

To say i wont BASE as i get wife and kids is a great thourght but can you stop that day?

but think about it...are you ready to cause pain to thouse who loves you,becourse at some point.. you will..
are you ready to say goodbye to greate mates who dont want to be arround you as they dont want their feelings hurt in case you die?

Can you say yes to all above you MIGHT could considder BASE but still i surgest a more freindly envioment.. if not good luck,we migt meet out there..

[Baddass]

Well i do have a wife and2 kids myself(and my wife has 2 that i dindt donatemaking it a total of 4 kids).And i have freinds outside BASE.. i started Jumping in 01 or 02 i cant rember(need a logbook).
Ive had 2 injuryes and i dont count anymore about how many freinds ive lost in this sport,lucky i never saw any of them die by own eyes...

As tragic as that is faber, im sure you can understand when i say that at least these guys died happy. They died having felt more alive on one jump then most people feel over their entire lives, and that counts for a lot. Quality in my opinion, is much more important than quantity.

That said i think BASE is one of the most EGO things you can do,doing so needs your attention to your surrondings.. will you really injury yourself or might die,causing pain to thouse wholove you?
Can you justify why risking your life?Can you do so to people who´s life youmight ruin incase you die?

People die every day Faber, pain is just an illusion and it does not last forever. In 100 years time every person on this planet that are alive right now, bar a select few will be in the spirit world and they will have come to realise that there was never any reason for that hurt, that when they lost their friends they only lost them temporarily because they were destined to meet again in the next world. And i would most definitly rather make friends with some of the most alive people on this planet, even if i risk loosing them temporarily because i know in my heart and soul that some day we will be reuinted someday and our friendship wasnt for nothing.

To say i wont BASE as i get wife and kids is a great thourght but can you stop that day?

Im pretty sure that i'll that make that right decision when the time comes, once i have kids, then its not just my life any more. From that point on im responsible for them kids. So too say id skydive again, would mean the same thing too me as 'would i let my baby child base jump'

but think about it...are you ready to cause pain to thouse who loves you,becourse at some point.. you will..
are you ready to say goodbye to greate mates who dont want to be arround you as they dont want their feelings hurt in case you die?

As ive said before bud, I would never have met them great mates if i didnt do this, and too just have the pleasure of their company for that short time id feel gratefull rather then if i never knew their name.

Can you say yes to all above you MIGHT could considder BASE but still i surgest a more freindly envioment.. if not good luck,we migt meet out there..

We might just
Take care man
I believe we all have spirit guides that watch over us, and our friends. If ever you feel doubtfull about a jump, just ask your spirit guides to bring you and your mates through it safely. Even if it seems a bit out there, try it. Ive dodged death too many times for this too be coincidence.

Peace.