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Last edited by basefan; January 6th, 2010 at 05:14 PM.
haha
BUSTED!
Thats not my Base number. Thought it was just a log in name. Should i change it?
How to throw self from Building. . .
Step 1 - Go to Roof
Step 2 - Don personal safety protection equipment.
Step 3 - Inform bar patrons of jump.
Step 4 - Wait for crowd to gather at base.
Step 5 - Throw self from building.
Step 6 - Act cool and sign autographs.
Step 7 - Take home first hot chick you see.
Step 8 - Cry, and tell her how scared you were.
Step 9 - Tell friends how cool you are
Step 10- Repack and find Antenna
Dont forget to jump from a low building so everyone on the road can see better. For that you will need a bum to hold your pilot chute, just offer him a 40oz beer. I have only had one bum fall past me under canopy once. Lucky me, that fat bum let go of my pilot chute. He took that 40 oz beer in with him though. Oh ya, make sure someone is filming the jump for youtube
Sir Vato, I think you got the order mixed up. You inform the bar patrons FIRST, then go to the roof.
I'm a base jumper looking for contacts. I tried to delete my first post after getting less than serious responses. Therefore the "x".
this actually reminds me a story my 'older' friend Rudy (CAN D-4) told me of when he was 10, in his town in Eastern Europe he admired the paratroopers...
asked one of them how does a person become a paratrooper?
the guy said, you go find a 10metre tall building and jump off as often as you can.
Rudy went and did it, believing it was true.
after two jumps, seriously bruising himself but luckily not injuring himself any worse another paratrooper came by and told him to stop it....(he actually said he felt embarrassed for having found a building-barn with old hay behind it he jumped into-because he thought he was being a chickenshit)
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