Michael Jackson jokes hopefully unfilterred

[kiki32]

Since Michael Jackson is 90% plastic he will be melted and made into legos so that children will get to play with him for a change.

[base_bin]

where did MJ used to go on holiday?

To Tampa with the kids....boom boom.

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What did the woman sunbathing on the beach say to Michael Jackson?

Excuse me sir, you're in my son. .

[poindej]

What would you call Michael Jackson if he had molested 20 or 30 more young boys?

Monsignor.

[base_bin]

if?

[debaucherordrgz]

Q: Why did Michael Jackson place a call to Boyz-2-Men moments before he died?

A: Because he thought it was a delivery service!!!

[debaucherordrgz]

Q: What is brown, and can often be found in a baby's diaper?

A: Michael Jackson's hand.

[debaucherordrgz]

It is widely rumored that Michael Jackson died while authoring a new book that was planned to be the culminating event of his life's work.

What is the title you ask?

"The Ins and Outs of Child Rearing"


;-0 hehehehe