Michael Jackson jokes hopefully unfilterred

SBCDave · July 4th, 2009

Continuing from the edited version on bj [ulr]http://www.basejumper.com/cgi-bin/forum/gforum.cgi?post=2909789;sb=post_latest_reply;so=AS C;forum_view=forum_view_collapsed;;page=unread#unr ead[/url]

How do you know when it's bed time at Michael Jackson's house?

when the big hand touches the little hand.

**Uberchris** · July 4th, 2009

michael jacksons cause of death was confirmed...... he choked on small nuts.............

**mikki_zh** · July 4th, 2009

McDonalds has a new Burger, it's called the MJ-Mac: 50 year old meat in a 10 year old bun :-)

**jools** · July 4th, 2009

Evidently MJ possessions have started to appear on Ebay.
It is believed Gary Glitter has bid $1,000,000 for his computer.

**aj4218** · July 6th, 2009

Cause of heart attack was apparently shock - he'd just found out Boys 2 Men was a pop group not a delivery service

Al

**adrianh** · July 6th, 2009

What's the difference between michael jackson and a pimple? A pimple doesn't come on your face until you hit puberty.

**Sabredave** · July 6th, 2009

1) Michael Jackson's body is not to be cremated or buried. It's going to be recycled into grocery bags. That way he can continue to be white, plastic and dangerous for kids to play with.

2) Reports of Michael Jackson having a Heart Attack are INCORRECT! He has been found in the children's ward having a STROKE!

***hamsandwich*** · July 6th, 2009

haha!

BLiNC Magazine, always served unfiltered.

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***Mac*** · July 7th, 2009

Quote:

Originally Posted by hamsandwich

BLiNC Magazine, always served unfiltered.
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Cracking tag line

**leroydb** · July 9th, 2009

turns out the cause of death was found in his stomach, a 10 yr old weiner

**virgin-burner** · July 15th, 2009

turns out he died of food poisioning; he was eating 9yrs old wieners..

**F16Driver** · October 8th, 2009

Wow! Funny shit.

**Uberchris** · October 9th, 2009

so michael jackson, bobby brown, and sinbad are on a boat with a bunch of little boys. the boat starts sinking.
bobby brown says "holy shit! lets get the kids in life vests and get outta here"

sinbad says "fuck the kids!"

michael jackson says "you think we have time?"

**base1238** · October 12th, 2009

What does Michael Jackson and caviar have in common?

They both come on small white crackers.

***mknutson*** · October 13th, 2009

Quote:

Originally Posted by ian3060

What does Michael Jackson and caviar have in common?

They both come on small white crackers.

Sick buddy, SICK!

July 4th, 2009	#1 (permalink)
SBCDave BASE Enthusiast Join Date: May 2009 Location: Seattle, WA, US Posts: 1 Rating: 0% (0)	Michael Jackson jokes hopefully unfilterred Continuing from the edited version on bj [ulr]http://www.basejumper.com/cgi-bin/forum/gforum.cgi?post=2909789;sb=post_latest_reply;so=AS C;forum_view=forum_view_collapsed;;page=unread#unr ead[/url] How do you know when it's bed time at Michael Jackson's house? when the big hand touches the little hand.

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Uberchris I Support BLiNC Magazine (Silver) Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: portland, OR Posts: 68 Rating: 0% (0)	Re: Michael Jackson jokes hopefully unfilterred michael jacksons cause of death was confirmed...... he choked on small nuts.............

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mikki_zh I Support BLiNC Magazine (Silver) Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: Zürich Posts: 51 Rating: 0% (0)	Re: Michael Jackson jokes hopefully unfilterred McDonalds has a new Burger, it's called the MJ-Mac: 50 year old meat in a 10 year old bun :-)

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jools 1236 Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: Blackpool UK Posts: 20 Rating: 0% (0)	Re: Michael Jackson jokes hopefully unfilterred Evidently MJ possessions have started to appear on Ebay. It is believed Gary Glitter has bid $1,000,000 for his computer. __________________ It's all good fun until somebody loses a bollock

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aj4218 BLiNC Magazine Suporter Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Cheshire, UK Posts: 2 Rating: 0% (0)	Re: Michael Jackson jokes hopefully unfilterred Cause of heart attack was apparently shock - he'd just found out Boys 2 Men was a pop group not a delivery service Al

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adrianh BLiNC Magazine Suporter Join Date: Dec 2008 Posts: 14 Rating: 0% (0)	Re: Michael Jackson jokes hopefully unfilterred What's the difference between michael jackson and a pimple? A pimple doesn't come on your face until you hit puberty.

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Sabredave I Support BLiNC Magazine (Silver) Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Province of Alberta, Canada. Posts: 30 Rating: 0% (0)	Re: Michael Jackson jokes hopefully unfilterred 1) Michael Jackson's body is not to be cremated or buried. It's going to be recycled into grocery bags. That way he can continue to be white, plastic and dangerous for kids to play with. 2) Reports of Michael Jackson having a Heart Attack are INCORRECT! He has been found in the children's ward having a STROKE!

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*hamsandwich* ********* Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Twin Falls, ID; USA Posts: 1,031 Rating: 0% (0)	Re: Michael Jackson jokes hopefully unfilterred haha! BLiNC Magazine, always served unfiltered. - __________________ Abbie Mashaal, Senior Riggah www.splatula.com www.SnakeRiverSkydiving.com www.blincmagazine.com I would take it seriously; but it's serious and ridiculous at the same time. -sl

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leroydb I Support BLiNC Magazine (Silver) Join Date: May 2003 Location: HERE IN, NC, USA. Posts: 115 Rating: 0% (0)	Re: Michael Jackson jokes hopefully unfilterred turns out the cause of death was found in his stomach, a 10 yr old weiner __________________ Reality is the playground for our dreams

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virgin-burner I Support BLiNC Magazine (Silver) Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: switzerland Posts: 14 Rating: 0% (0)	Re: Michael Jackson jokes hopefully unfilterred turns out he died of food poisioning; he was eating 9yrs old wieners..

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F16Driver BASE Enthusiast Join Date: Oct 2009 Location: Fort Wayne, IN Posts: 6 Rating: 0% (0)	Re: Michael Jackson jokes hopefully unfilterred Wow! Funny shit.

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Uberchris I Support BLiNC Magazine (Silver) Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: portland, OR Posts: 68 Rating: 0% (0)	Re: Michael Jackson jokes hopefully unfilterred so michael jackson, bobby brown, and sinbad are on a boat with a bunch of little boys. the boat starts sinking. bobby brown says "holy shit! lets get the kids in life vests and get outta here" sinbad says "fuck the kids!" michael jackson says "you think we have time?"

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base1238 I Support BLiNC Magazine (Silver) Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: your mom's house Posts: 10 Rating: 0% (0)	Re: Michael Jackson jokes hopefully unfilterred What does Michael Jackson and caviar have in common? They both come on small white crackers.

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