Michael Jackson jokes hopefully unfilterred

[SBCDave]

Continuing from the edited version on bj [ulr]http://www.basejumper.com/cgi-bin/forum/gforum.cgi?post=2909789;sb=post_latest_reply;so=AS C;forum_view=forum_view_collapsed;;page=unread#unr ead[/url]

How do you know when it's bed time at Michael Jackson's house?

when the big hand touches the little hand.

[Uberchris]

michael jacksons cause of death was confirmed...... he choked on small nuts.............

[mikki_zh]

McDonalds has a new Burger, it's called the MJ-Mac: 50 year old meat in a 10 year old bun :-)

[jools]

Evidently MJ possessions have started to appear on Ebay.
It is believed Gary Glitter has bid $1,000,000 for his computer.

[aj4218]

Cause of heart attack was apparently shock - he'd just found out Boys 2 Men was a pop group not a delivery service

Al

[adrianh]

What's the difference between michael jackson and a pimple? A pimple doesn't come on your face until you hit puberty.

[Sabredave]

1) Michael Jackson's body is not to be cremated or buried. It's going to be recycled into grocery bags. That way he can continue to be white, plastic and dangerous for kids to play with.

2) Reports of Michael Jackson having a Heart Attack are INCORRECT! He has been found in the children's ward having a STROKE!

[hamsandwich]

haha!

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[Mac]

BLiNC Magazine, always served unfiltered.
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Cracking tag line

[leroydb]

turns out the cause of death was found in his stomach, a 10 yr old weiner

[virgin-burner]

turns out he died of food poisioning; he was eating 9yrs old wieners..

[F16Driver]

Wow! Funny shit.

[Uberchris]

so michael jackson, bobby brown, and sinbad are on a boat with a bunch of little boys. the boat starts sinking.
bobby brown says "holy shit! lets get the kids in life vests and get outta here"

sinbad says "fuck the kids!"

michael jackson says "you think we have time?"

[base1238]

What does Michael Jackson and caviar have in common?

They both come on small white crackers.

[mknutson]

What does Michael Jackson and caviar have in common?

They both come on small white crackers.

Sick buddy, SICK!