You gotta fucking be kidding me....

[Flying_Mike_D]

1. How do you get rid of a mathematical singularity?
Ex: f(x) = 1/x has a singularity @ x=0

2. How do you get rid of a physical singularity?
Ex: As the one inside a black hole.

You yell P U S S i e S B i G!

Gerald

[huckleberry]

Hey fuck-faces, all of you, you still bring traffic over there so stop whining and try to revive blinc instead. Fuckin' Pu SS i EE SS ZZZZZZZZZZ!

Uknowwaddaimean?

ahahhaa... Yer HIGH............

THere is no huckleberry over there. That place doesn't deserve huckleberry!
(cough,,,, ,cough....ababhhhahaa...) JDs,, whatever,,,, ain't no huckleberry fool... fuck that place..
NO bj...
Dorkzone.. yes..
Hell dude,, Shane has this board pegged with "the bitch board"... research it. I think it's in here somewhere.
Soon after that, dorkzone turned up.. and yada yada...yada...
who give a rat's...
it's that god damn internet....Nick! weeeeeeeeeeeeeee....... here we go again kiddies....
let's all dork ,,,, dorkk out on our key boards......
DORk,, DOrk...

We all know Base is fun as shit. But dangerous as hell. Closest thing to suicide? maybe...
THe BFL is the best thing on these boards....

Death dude,,, it's among us..

[huckleberry]

...and while I'm at it...
If you ever want to talk about line over's:;being busted up,
or the O.G CR/Asylum gear ,, hit me up!

[guasabara]

1. How do you get rid of a mathematical singularity?
Ex: f(x) = 1/x has a singularity @ x=0

2. How do you get rid of a physical singularity?
Ex: As the one inside a black hole.

Hey genius!
I got one specially for you:

-How do you put 8 little holes inside a big hole?

[MFOB]

Well It seems as if you answered my "Mensa Monday" Question Right. I actually though that one up "MYSELF" lol.

But the answer to your fair question sir is Danish. Do you think Im 15 and have never seen any cult movies?

Heres a new one for you. What is the square root of hair folicles on Abbie chest?

[Flying_Mike_D]

Well It seems as if you answered my "Mensa Monday" Question Right. I actually though that one up "MYSELF" lol.

But the answer to your fair question sir is Danish. Do you think Im 15 and have never seen any cult movies?

Heres a new one for you. What is the square root of hair folicles on Abbie chest?

The correct answer is "a danish". Read the question again you Mr. Engineer Type guy.

How long is a rope? How deep is a hole?

The question's answer is the square root of infinity. There's a lot of follicles on that guy's chest!

[nicknitro71]

Line overs are great, whole front riser overs are even better!

We're all dead already...might as well have some fun in hell.

[stitch]

Fucking ungulates with square pupils just became my new favorite hobby since I'm layed up at home with a busted leg. Feel free to ask me questions since I'm an expert now.

What's the 1st thing you know ?

[Flying_Mike_D]

What's the 1st thing you know ?

I can never be "a man that stares at goats".

[stitch]

I can never be "a man that stares at goats".

That's not it. How about "When is 5 half of 4" ??

[hamsandwich]

OK so your a bad ass with a busted leg. Answer this one expert.....

One day, a person went to horse racing area, Instead of counting the number of human and horses, he instead counted 74 heads and 196 legs. Yet he knew the number of humans and horses there. How did he do it, and how many humans and horses are there?

both x and y have one head each
x + y = 74

x has 2 legs and y has 4 legs so
2x + 4y = 196

a 12 year old will then add the two equations together
2x + 4y + x + y = 196 + 74
3x + 5y = 270
3x = 270 - 5y
x = 90 - (5/3)y

the same 12 year old will no plug this into one of the original equations
90 - (5/3)y + y = 74
(2/3)y = 16
y = 24
which means
x = 74 -24
x = 50

50 mooks and 24 potential glue sticks.

Drinking gin and lemonade helps

-

[hamsandwich]

we'll add gear reviews here if the user's want it. seems like its still surprising to people the stupidy of the moderators and users over there. Stop being amazed.

but it really is funny... 3/4 of those don't even have a base number! one possibly two don't base jump at all! the last has retired and always lied about objects and jump numbers tricking many of us for attention!


dunnna nunnna nunnnan nunnna nunnannunaunanna... DORKZONE!