Gay

[Skinflicka]

I have only one word....

Who writes this $hit?

Can you say butt fu(k?

Wanker.

2002 06-01: Playing Chicken
The trick to playing chicken is knowing when to flinch.
- Bill Murray, Groundhog Day

This enigmatic 'sport' roughly consists of playing 'chicken' with the Earth from high altitudes, wearing nothing more than a fabric safety mechanism housed in a bag anchored around your crotch. This can be attested posthumously by those skydivers who have left their mark in, on, and/or scattered in pieces about this world: the


Earth has yet to flinch.

Probably started by accident or on a drunken bet, some think that after a long, dusty, laborious, and largely cable-free evolution, skydiving is proof-positive that our evolution has not only stopped, it has in fact started to devolve. And when you consider that many people who practice this sport tend to have monosyllabic names that rhyme with various grunting noises, this claim is not without its merits.

Non-skydivers will never really understand the passion skydivers have for their sport, but let me give you an idea: put quite simply it's as exciting as waking up and realizing you've been sleeping at the wheel of your car, you're going a hundred-and-twenty miles per hour and a very large truck is coming directly towards you.

Only, your car happens to have a parachute that slows you down to about ten miles an hour but does nothing to the truck. Be sure to bend your knees!

[guest]

Kick to the head till there d???

Stay off the board.
Good call, what ever it is, it needs to go away.

Skinflicka, I'm with ya!!!!

[d-dog]

People who write crap like that are their own punishment. Can you imagine what that guy does for fun? Oh, wait I know: sits at home, watched TeeVee sports, and drinks cheap beer. And gets fat. Very fat.

One thing, Skinflick: do try to be easy with the anti-gay bias. Yeah, I know I sound like the dread PC Police, but not every BASE brother (or sister?) is straight you know. And, besides, I'm willing to bet my left nut that that the loser who wrote that is as straight as they come. Generally, gay folk don't tend to be quite as intolerant as most straight folk.

<end language police ranting>

Peace,

D-d0g
ddog@wrinko.com
www.wrinko.com

[Skinflicka]

D-dOg,

You're absolutely right.

My most humble and sincere apologies to everyone I just offended.


Feel free to remind me of what an a$$hole I am at your collective conveniences.

Skin





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