Dear Mr. "Spangler"

Thank you for your recent interest in protecting the NRGB from threats made against this object of National Security concern, via the request for jumper social security numbers.

At this time, your request for our SSN numbers have been temporarily declined. In light of recent terrorist attacks on a couple of our basejumping sites we have had to go to a heightened state of alert to protect our remaining sites. We would be happy to consider your request upon positive identification and verification of your identity, position, and authority to request this information, along with proof of your ability to protect this information from falling into the hands of disgruntled secretaries, clerks, janitors, electricians or any other group which may have a grudge against basejumpers due to some shock or another at witnessing an unexpected jump in the past.

Sir, please immediately forward this required information along with your home address, phone number, drivers license number, car make model and plate number, security code to your house, social security number, your wife's measurements and last sexual fantasy to the base board c/o a public post within one week. Your request for our social security numbers will be duly reconsidered after careful review and verification of your information. A work history and references will help facilitate your security clearance to operate as an agent of the national homeland defense office. Thank You.--Wooden Indian / BaseBoard 3/22

Look folks, you can request ssn but you cannot require them, nor make their availability a condition of any permit or application outside of IRS concerns. What does this mean? This means when you register for BD (if you choose to go) fill out the form but write "not provided" for SSN. If the application is denied, keep the denial and sue the agency guilty of this form of constitutional abuse. Happy Bridge day.