Australia's a lovely land
It's full of bonza blokes,
Sheilas, beer and no-one's queer
Except in Pommie jokes.

Australian's are lovely chaps
They're God's own chosen race.
If they see a fairy Pom
They'll smash him in the face

Australians like dressing up
In skirts and having fun
And that's what we'll be doin
When the Perine Comp' comes along