Trial....some lighter jokes...

[CrazyThomas]

How many Floridians does it take to change a light bulb?
Nobody knows yet. They're still counting.

a longer one......


A magician can make fruit taste like anything you want. So this guy walks up to him, and asks him to make a banana taste like a steak.
So the magician says..."blah blah make, taste like a steak!"
And gives the banana to the guy. The guy takes a bite of the banana, sure enough, it tastes like steak.
Impressed, the guy asks the magician to make his orange taste like a beer. You know, beer goes well with steak.
The magician says....."blah blur veer, taste like a beer!"
Again, the guy bites into the orange, and sure enough, it tastes like his favorite beer.
"That's really cool" says the guy. "What else can you make fruit taste like?"
"Anything...just name it." says the magician.
"P-ussy. Make this apple taste like p-ussy." says the guy.
The magician takes the apple, and again the magic words.
"blah blah ooh say, taste like a p-ussy!"
Gives the apple to the guy, who bites into it right away. Just after biting into it, the guy spits it out, and starts cursing at the magician...WHAT KIND OF JOKE IS THAT? That doesn't taste like
p-ussy. That tastes like SSHIT!
The magician looks at the apple, and says...
"OH, sorry about that, turn the apple around!"





Thomas

[CrazyThomas]

Why aren't BASE jumpers allowed to do 4-way skydives?
1. They always mess up the exit. Instead of "in-out-in-go", they always shout 3...2...1...CYA,
2. They always dump after 5 seconds.
quoted from somewhere.....


How many necrophiliacs does it take to change a light bulb?
None. They prefer dead bulbs.




Thomas

[CrazyThomas]

OK. Someone else chime in here anytime. I know some other folks out there have some jokes to tell. Let's hear 'em.

Some other classics.....


What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection?
A quarter pounder with cheese.

And how about a European anorexic with a yeast infection?
Le Royale with cheese.

edit here: killed the re-telling of the floridian light bulb joke. here's a better one.

How many BASE jumpers does it take to change a light bulb?
None. They leave only footprints, and only take photos. NO SITE MODIFICATIONS!

How do two snails fight?
They SLUG it out.

Why did the man cross the road?
Because his penis told him to.

What do you get if you put 6 bosses and 6 lesbians in a room together?
12 people who won't do D-ICK.

sorry for the bump, but I can't leave it where I re-tell my own jokes. Even though the floridian joke isn't an original, blah blah blah blah.....the BASE jumper joke is original.


Thomas