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July 10th, 2008 It has been done by 3 people I know of, and at least one failed attempt
July 10th, 2008 Maggot and I jumped it 3:30AM this past 4th of July but not from the top floor, we were about 450' up.
July 10th, 2008 Ok, so here’s the story. On the 4th I had to pick up Martina at EWR, she was in Hawaii. So I go to myself “why don’t I go to the city on the 3rd so the retarded and I can jump the piss out of it?”
So I go to the city on the 3rd. Meet up with Maggot and the bullshit starts. “Dude. Dude, dude I've met this chick you know, and guess what, ni,ni,ni.ni.ni.ni.ni,I fucked the shit out of her.” And I go “I’m sure you did, hey bro wonna go jump tonight?” Maggot relpies: “I don’t know, the winds are not good”.I go big time:”Are you fucking out of your mind? Look outside is like desert storm without the desert and the fucking storm!” Granted that I live in FL which people think it’s hot…fucking BS! That day in the city was fucking hot with no wind! So now Maggot goes: “Dude, it’s the calm before the storm, tonight is no jumping, it’s going to be windy!”. At that point I just told him to fuck off but I closed the argument.
The day goes by…two hyperactive retarded cannot just sit around. So Maggot goes: ”Let’s post on criglist that we want a chick to fuck the both of us, we can DP the shit out of her”. And I said that it was a brilliant idea. So the he and I posed on front of a camera to get the pic for crieglist”. (I have included the pic). As you can see from the pic, the retards look totally gay! So I go as I’m ROTFLMAO: “Dude, we look totally gay, it won’t work, guys are going to call us instead and we both know we don’t want that”. So Maggot goes:”No dude, we totally look hot, we’re going big tonight!”.
As the evening goes by and as none replies to our craiglist post, Maggot goes”I’d buy ice-cream”. And I go big time:”Ice-cream! Ice-cream! Ice-cream! I invented that shit!”. As we go for ice-cream, I’ve noticed that the weather is great, I mean the-most-perfect-night-to-go-on-a-base-jump! No shit. So I told Maggot that the weather looked good, but we did not have to jump, I just wanted to scope out objects, and chill. He agreed.
So we take Martina’s car and drive around like it’s the ultimate race track but with traffic. At that point Maggot thought that probably was a good idea to jump instead.
So we go to the church but security there was crazy and we both agreed it was not worth it having seen he jumped it already.
We go back to the car and now I’m face up:”Fuck is the matter with you! Why don’t you wonna jump! Dude I invented BASE to you and now you don’t wonna jump! Fuck off! Suck my cock faggot!”. So at that point the Maggio is a broken-up doggie and he spills some shit. He told me among other things that he takes visitor jumpers out every week to the same safe objects and he got tired of that. I could not agree more and now I was able to see the whole picture.
So I go” Dude, I got the best idea, let’s go jump the hardest shit there is to jump ever, now, tonight, I mean now”. Jerry now is back being the Maggot and his eyes sparkle like a motherfucker!
So we went and jump the thing.
The ESB is a tight, tight pussy. Both Maggot and I love that shit (I actually invented pussy) but it’s a tight one and to get in is hard even if everything is properly lubed-up. But we’re too little ninjas and we got in. The jumps were uneventful to the point where after my dive as I staring to flare I see FOUR back dudes to my right.
As I’m swooping my head keeps staring at them. There were three guys, one gal, all black, dressed in dark brown khakis and polo style t-shits with some light yellow security embroidery. I sear they looked invisible to me 20' and up!
As I’m finishing flaring I scream: “PLEASE Don’t call the cops, please, don’t call the cops, we’re the good guys here, please”.
As my feet touch down I do a reverse-double-trouble-Johnny-Utah-special and now I’m running towards them.
” Dude, dude, dude, it’s all good guys we’re just having a good time, it’s all good, it’s just for fun! Just for fun!”.
So now I’m in front of them making eye contacts like a banshee. As they look back at me they go to themselves: “Who is this guy? What the fuck is this,what the fuck, be he seems nice tho..”. Then another dude, a white tall guy, comes up and said to me:”Fuck! I’ve never seen this! This is cool shit!”.
Now one of the security gards screams” Look up there another one!”
Ironically now everybody is having a good time watching Maggot flying around buildings.
The white guy now is filming everything with his phone having the time of his life.
Maggot swoops land and he comes to me and says:”Why is your shit still not stashed? Facking amateur! Why is your shit not stashed?”. And I go: “Are you fucking out of your mind you fucking cluless pieced of shit, I invented jumping buildings and if it was not for me we’ll be in jail now with five back cocks inside us! Fucking dushe bag!”. He replies:”OK,OK,OK, let’s get the fuck out of there.
The while guy helpes us out stashing the gear in the trunk and off we went Starkey and Hutch style with a little Dukes of Hazards twist due to the number of Whoooooo, Hoooooo!
Last edited by nicknitro71; July 10th, 2008 at 12:02 PM.
July 10th, 2008 The infamous craiglist picture and some after jump picture when I abused maggots' head while he was passed out in the shower! Good thing I'm a pot head and not an alcoholic!
July 10th, 2008 The only part of that night that sucked was that the ice cream cones we got were 2 small .
I would love to tell u the whole story but i have know idea who u are and I smell Bacon
July 10th, 2008 Did someone say bacon? Oh, I could tell you a great bacon story ...
July 10th, 2008 No kidding, that was probably the smallest cone I've ever had, ever.
July 11th, 2008 I think it was 1st done back in 1986. See brief write-up attached...from BASEline.
One canopy got snagged on a street light on landing, which foiled a clean getaway.
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July 11th, 2008 Originally Posted by hookitt
July 11th, 2008 Good work by a couple of Brits!
July 11th, 2008 Some more stuff on same jump here. This was posted on the Dropzone forum not long ago. No harm in reposting the info here.Good work by a couple of Brits!
Nice jumps. I originally thought that they were both static lined...but clearly not.
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July 11th, 2008 Ooops...these are not the same jumps..are they ???Good work by a couple of Brits!
Who is the red-jumpered jumper ??
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July 15th, 2008 Damn, fined $86, one dollar for each floor?
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