Automatic Weapon Jumping

[Chuck Lowenpull]

Recently Shane McConkey and this guy were jumping a new cliff in Toluca Mexico. The cliff known as El Miñon is now known as Gabo's Moose Knuckle to all three of the jumpers who hucked their monkeys from the 300 foot overhung rock. So from the help of the ASE police (they haven't jumped a building yet) we got to play with their weapons after a ride and an escort to the top. Fixed object parachuting is looked upon as awesome in Mexico as it is in China. These countries are far ahead of the times in coolness. We didn't fire the weapons but we played a joke and jumped it down. If you believe that, I have some property under a tall bridge in National Park land I'll sell you. enjoy.

[huckleberry]

Dude,,,,
The guns are cool and all... but ..
dude.... the shorts bro...

the shorts gotta go.

[hamsandwich]

nice. you missed out on the 9mm-makarov repelling/shooting boogie we did over at devil's corral. i didn't think you obama's were into guns!

be back in twin in about a week.
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[nicknitro71]

Dude, it made my day! Either the characters know how to hold guns and play dumb, or they really don't know how to hold guns! Either way, funny shit motherfuckers!

[base935]

Hate to be a dorkzone partypooper, but those are semi-auto AR-15s.

No auto-sear hole above the selector, and not even a pre-ban bayonet lug. Next time just borrow my M4.

[mknutson]

Hate to be a dorkzone partypooper, but those are semi-auto AR-15s.

No auto-sear hole above the selector, and not even a pre-ban bayonet lug. Next time just borrow my M4.

I hope you post something to alert the NRA then. i mean REALLY! Who the hell is going to disgrace such engineering?

btw, how do you actually know those guns don't have a nice auto-mod on them?

[mknutson]

I would have certainly blamed "Rarified Air Molecules" for the intense discharge of the weapons while in my possession...

[Flying_Mike_D]

I hope you post something to alert the NRA then. i mean REALLY! Who the hell is going to disgrace such engineering?

btw, how do you actually know those guns don't have a nice auto-mod on them?

Never can tell if its got the "lightning link" installed until you pull the trigger! Always fun to do to my little brother when he isn't paying attention...especially on his own AR!

[base935]

I've been outdorked. Congrats!