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SBCDave
July 4th, 2009, 09:58 AM
Continuing from the edited version on bj [ulr]http://www.basejumper.com/cgi-bin/forum/gforum.cgi?post=2909789;sb=post_latest_reply;so=AS C;forum_view=forum_view_collapsed;;page=unread#unr ead[/url]

How do you know when it's bed time at Michael Jackson's house?

when the big hand touches the little hand.

Uberchris
July 4th, 2009, 10:14 AM
michael jacksons cause of death was confirmed...... he choked on small nuts.............

mikki_zh
July 4th, 2009, 10:58 AM
McDonalds has a new Burger, it's called the MJ-Mac: 50 year old meat in a 10 year old bun :-)

jools
July 4th, 2009, 12:16 PM
Evidently MJ possessions have started to appear on Ebay.
It is believed Gary Glitter has bid $1,000,000 for his computer.

aj4218
July 6th, 2009, 04:19 AM
Cause of heart attack was apparently shock - he'd just found out Boys 2 Men was a pop group not a delivery service :)

Al

adrianh
July 6th, 2009, 11:33 AM
What's the difference between michael jackson and a pimple? A pimple doesn't come on your face until you hit puberty.

Sabredave
July 6th, 2009, 04:17 PM
1) Michael Jackson's body is not to be cremated or buried. It's going to be recycled into grocery bags. That way he can continue to be white, plastic and dangerous for kids to play with.

2) Reports of Michael Jackson having a Heart Attack are INCORRECT! He has been found in the children's ward having a STROKE!

hamsandwich
July 6th, 2009, 04:37 PM
haha!

BLiNC Magazine, always served unfiltered.


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Mac
July 7th, 2009, 05:08 AM
BLiNC Magazine, always served unfiltered.
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Cracking tag line :)

leroydb
July 9th, 2009, 07:48 PM
turns out the cause of death was found in his stomach, a 10 yr old weiner

virgin-burner
July 15th, 2009, 03:30 AM
turns out he died of food poisioning; he was eating 9yrs old wieners..

F16Driver
October 8th, 2009, 11:48 AM
Wow! Funny shit.

Uberchris
October 9th, 2009, 08:52 PM
so michael jackson, bobby brown, and sinbad are on a boat with a bunch of little boys. the boat starts sinking.
bobby brown says "holy shit! lets get the kids in life vests and get outta here"

sinbad says "fuck the kids!"

michael jackson says "you think we have time?"

base1238
October 12th, 2009, 02:37 PM
What does Michael Jackson and caviar have in common?

They both come on small white crackers.

mknutson
October 13th, 2009, 08:44 AM
What does Michael Jackson and caviar have in common?

They both come on small white crackers.
Sick buddy, SICK!

kiki32
October 14th, 2009, 12:43 AM
Since Michael Jackson is 90% plastic he will be melted and made into legos so that children will get to play with him for a change.

base_bin
October 15th, 2009, 03:41 PM
where did MJ used to go on holiday?

To Tampa with the kids....boom boom.

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What did the woman sunbathing on the beach say to Michael Jackson?

Excuse me sir, you're in my son. .

poindej
October 15th, 2009, 03:48 PM
What would you call Michael Jackson if he had molested 20 or 30 more young boys?

Monsignor.

base_bin
October 15th, 2009, 04:46 PM
if?

debaucherordrgz
November 4th, 2009, 05:00 PM
Q: Why did Michael Jackson place a call to Boyz-2-Men moments before he died?

A: Because he thought it was a delivery service!!!

debaucherordrgz
November 4th, 2009, 05:02 PM
Q: What is brown, and can often be found in a baby's diaper?

A: Michael Jackson's hand.

debaucherordrgz
November 4th, 2009, 05:04 PM
It is widely rumored that Michael Jackson died while authoring a new book that was planned to be the culminating event of his life's work.

What is the title you ask?

"The Ins and Outs of Child Rearing"


;-0 hehehehe