World Cup Thread!

[Para_Frog]

Almost here bitches. Thinking the yanks are gonna take down England in the first match.

Just to get you motivated:

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[jools]

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Thats a good one haha.
Classic

[base_bin]

An Englishman was recently asked about the differences between English and American people. He said there were three:1. We speak English and you don't.2. When we hold a World Championship for a particular sport, we invite teams from other countries.3. When you meet the Head of State in England, you only have to go down on one knee

[base_bin]

thank feck Becks is out, saves us the Beckham vs Donovan cheesetastic build up (though Becks would have came on max for last 2 mins if fit).

no doubt replaced in the Current Bun by the Roast Dinner vs Hamburger showdown.....oh hang on, hamburger is German origin.....hot dog, oh similarly German. KFC is best I can do, nope.....originated from the Europeans in Medieval times. Easy Cheese vs Cheddar (E)? Fish fingers v Gumbo?

I believe the US beat us at cricket once.

[Toyer]

Hahaha classic!

[Para_Frog]

I hear crickets.

England SUCKS this tourney. What the hell?

And how 'bout those French? There's no surrender in football!

[Para_Frog]

Phenomenal.

http://www.twitvid.com/SSHNL

[jools]

Talk about last gasp!!!
See ya in the final?

[Para_Frog]

I won't go that far, but they look good. I'll be happy making the round of 8.

[jools]

Looks like the Krauts followed by the Argies then.
Maybe we should bin Rooney and Co and send in the Para's instead.

This world cup is turning out like WW2!
The french surrendered early, The USA arrive last minute and England are left fighting the Germans,

[Para_Frog]

This world cup is turning out like WW2!
The french surrendered early, The USA arrive last minute and England are left fighting the Germans,

Brilliant!

[Para_Frog]

Jozy Altidore sucks. How that lazy, no hustle, non-shooting fuckchop got a place on a World Cup squad is beyond me. Fuck!

[base_bin]

who cares about the world cup, b rate tournament imo. cannot wait for the WORLD Series myself.

England have sorted a few more sponsors though......


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[jools]

I am gutted Raoul Moat killed himself,
England could have played him up front instead of Rooney.


He is the only Englishman to get 4 shots on target this summer.

[Para_Frog]

Oh man! That was wrong!

[base_bin]

....not even Raoul Moat'ly funny.